Artemis wall 2


Hello my distant nephews and neices.

How's the world doing...I hope my plants in greece are o.k, I forgot to water them a couple 100 years ago. I am Diane, but those heartless Greeks say Artemis. What type of girl name is Artemis? It sounds like Ares,so I went Roman. As much as I am a flower, I have thorns that stick out when ready for action. In this case a bow of waning and an arrow with a shine so bright it looks like the sun. I am highly respected by most people, talkin' about you Apollo, (Jerk!) anyway...just to say my dad gets around and my other mother Hera has issues. When I say issues I don't mean passive agressiveness, I mean full on she tried to kill my siblings, harsh! I am beautiful, but not as pretty as my sisters like Athena, Aphrodite and a bunch of other Homecoming Queens.

Artemis's Frenemy.jpg
Artemis's Frenemy.jpg

Artemis's Grandpa.jpg
Artemis's Grandpa.jpg

Why is it that most Titans look like junk, I'm sorry I have to say it, Medusa, you look like you got dumped by your husband on your wedding day while your husband threw the wedding cake on the ground. Cronus... I honestly can't explain if you're sane or not, who eats their own children...wait, I think my dad tried to eat Athena. My sanity is being crushed by thinking about it you phsycopath. Oceanus looks cool on the outside but I bet you he looks raw leathery backon stuffed inside an undercooked turkey. I unfortunately dont have any proof or pictures of the krakens ugliness though im fairly sure he did something bad. I know I didnt destroy Argos. And if you look close enough you can see Hermes about to be beaten to a pulp by oceanus.